Hello!
Welcome to Tongue Buttah!
Slap some buttah on those "biscuits!"
What the hell is Tongue Buttah?
It's a purely satisfying creamy, dreamy, soft, and smooth natural buttah that will have you wanting to slather it on and feel it melt on every. single. square. inch. of. your. body over and over again.
Contact us at info@tonguebuttah.com
the one and only tongue buttah
$13.99
($5.00 shipping)
For soothing lips, healing scrapes and burns, and moisturizing dry areas. Reapply as needed for long-lasting relief and nourishment.
About Tongue Buttah
Our Story
It begins with a story of two quirky, possibly preposterous girl-friends. One burnt their tongue and claimed “I wish I had some lotion for my tongue.” After some "That's what she said jokes," three hours later, and a stroke of pure genius, "buttah bing, butta boom," the two simultaneously and undeniably declared, "Tongue Buttah."
We spent a year researching natural ingredients, what could be put on your tongue that didn't taste terrible, and making decisions about what category this product would be. With a name like Tongue Buttah, we had endless options.
We finally landed on a boujee body care product that serves multiple purposes. Tongue Buttah has far exceeded our expectations and we are incredibly excited to share this special product with you.
A buttah worthy of the gods
It's divine, velvety, and as soon as it hits your skin, melts delicately and effortlessly...just like buttah.
With ambrosial notes of cocoa, honey, vanilla, and a hint of citrus, you won't want to put down this magnetizing product that is so titillating to the senses.
Tongue Buttah leaves your skin feeling lush and irrestistible to the touch.
we love tongue buttah so much we wrote a poem
Tongue buttah doesn't come from an uttah
It comes from a nut
Go ask your hot dad
Last night he rubbed some on my butt.
frequently asked questions
Because there are a lot.
We've asked ourselves all possibilities. We've tried Tongue Buttah in every way.
Is it butter? Food grade, no. It is made with natural products, so it is safe for consumption and is nontoxic, but it is not meant to be eaten. Licked, perhaps.
Is it lotion? Not traditional lotion, but it can be used as such. Because of it's natural ingredients, it will absorb into the skin after a few moments.
Is it lube? No, but it will keep your junk silky smooth and it absorbs within minutes. Because everyone reacts differently, we recommend keeping it on the outskirts of town if you know what we mean, but hey, you do you.
What can you use it for? Literally everything on your body.
Lips. Tongue burns. Eczema. Mosquito bites. Your janky looking feet between pedicures. Use it all day every day and never stop.
Can you put it…there... though? Get your mind out of the guttah. Ya nasty.
Who are we to stop you? Yes. Yes you can, externally.
Does it come in different sizes? At the moment, not yet. If all goes well and y'all buy this shtuff, then maybe we'll make bigger sizes. The bigga the buttah!
Does Tongue Buttah offer other products? See above. We have ideas.